Apparently, people around the Newport-ish area who are sick of driving fifteen minutes to a Target are getting their wish: a Target store is opening at the beginning of March next to the Newport Kroger.  I AM GOING TO DRIVE BY IT A WHOLE LOT.

Maybe I’ll BUY THE ESS OUT OF SOME SHEETS, OR SOME CURTAINS.  You know they have SCREEN PRINTED TEE-SHIRTS AND A LIMITED GROCERY SELECTION, TOO?

You can even find ELECTRONICS, BICYCLES, AND THOSE CONDOMS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND LIKED.

Okay.  I can feign enthusiasm for consumerism for only so long.

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