Revenge is a dish best served cold.  Or hot and steamy, as in a big pile of smoldering shit.

Word got around the ‘net Tuesday that a woman in Dayton is suing her ex-boyfriend for giving her this tattoo.

She wanted a scene from Narnia.  Instead she got poop, flies and all, when the guy found out she’d been cheating on him.

Judging by the movies, I’d say the tattoo is an accurate representation of Narnia.

So far I haven’t seen this story pop up on any traditional media outlets in Dayton, so hopefully this isn’t a hoax.  Even if it is, it’s as good a reason as any to say “poop”.… Read the rest

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