Do we even need an introduction here? Get out from under the rock.
Pros:
- 2010 NL MVP.
- Bristly, yet quiet. Modest, but confident. In other words, he’s a man.
- One of the best players in baseball.
Cons:
- As yet infallible. No cons. Sorry.
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Whoever voted “Less than Awesome” is a bag of douche.
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