In honor of opening day, we turn the spotlight on one of the least honored symbols of Cincinnati.
Presenting: Gapper.
Gapper descended on us when the new ballpark opened, and life hasn’t been the same since. He has interfered in every single mascot race for several years running, and yet MLB refuses to step in and do something about this poor man’s version of the Philadelphia Phanatic. And you know how we pheel about those phuck phaces in Philadelphia.
Whaddayouthink?
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I don’t hate a lot of things, but I freakin’ hate Gapper. He creeps me out.