Fox 19 needs viewers so badly that they’re dangling $1,000,000 for anyone who can guess anchor Tricia Macke’s middle name. You may have seen it advertised during the Super Bowl.
$1,000,000 is a lot of money. But there’s not only a catch, there’s an entire list of catches:
- The contest is hidden on Fox 19′s website. The only way you can get to it is by first “liking” their Facebook page.
- You then enter your standard personal contact info and take your guess. In the process you also have to tell Cincinnati Bell who your wireless carrier is.
- Did you get her middle name right? Great! You still haven’t won. Because you now have to be randomly selected in a drawing among everyone else who guessed correctly.
- If you’re the finalist, you still haven’t won the $1,000,000! Get a load of this shit sandwich buried in the official contest rules..
Got it so far? You not only have to guess her name, you have to win a drawing, and then you have to pick three envelopes from a stack and pray that the numbers inside add up exactly to $1,900. How hard could that be?
And there you have it. Even if you get this far, your odds of actually winning that $1,000,000 are one in 1,140. Enter now!