The Creation Museum people held a press conference today unveiling plans for a Creation Museum Amusement Park. Yep.
Pros:
- If you’re into that sort of thing, I guess it’s good or whatever.
Cons:
- Pretty bad for science.
- REALLY bad for science.
- Will NOT contain live dinosaurs.
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It will create jobs, so I say it is awesome.
You’re crazy, Brad. Creating a few jobs versus the spreading ignorance of young Earth creationism? Fuck the jobs.
Well it’s gonna take years for a “few” people to build an 800+ acre amusement park!! I’m sure the construction workers would be better off collecting unemployment than to take a job building an amusement park that conveys a message you don’t agree with!!
I couldn’t give a fuck if a fucking T-rex was on Noah’s ark or not. Actually…. That is pretty cool. I think I will believe it because….. what the fuck will it ever matter!!
If they’re gonna do it right, they’ll only hire 8 people to build the Ark itself. Since, you know, that’s how many built it in the bible.
Idea: instead of “Men’s” and “Women’s” restrooms, the signs could say “Adam” and “Eve”!!
Also, you are forbidden from eating apples on amusement park grounds.
I’m also picturing a roller coaster with some sort of tie-in to the “Left Behind” books. You are taken up…and that’s it! They could probably buy the “Adventure Express” tracks from King’s Island to do this cheaply.
Anyone who believes this shit should be chemically castrated.
Chemically castrating young-earthers: awesome or not?
more jobs so i say this is awesome.